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It’s been a long time

Hi guys!!

Its been a really long time since we posted up anything, not really sure if we should continue to be honest since we’re really lazy people! But I thought i’d just drop in to say hello and MERRY CHRISTMAS!! 

Anyways, James and I have been really busy being lazy and having too much fun.

 

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Ashley 

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yes world

I wrote a few articles for YES World.

That’s why I tell myself I can slack here 🙂

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Too brown vajayjay

My friend sent me an article which basically talk about a new product in India which target our vaginas. Like we don’t already have enough on our plate with all the painful hair removals, beauty regimes and what not, we’ve gotta add bleaching our vaginas because its too brown? WTF

Yes, you men will whine about all our imperfections but lets be real, if any girl spread her legs for you, you’re getting in there no matter what colour her vagina is.

Im gonna call this EXTREME vagina RACISM.

Click here to read the article.

FYI, before watching the advert for this insane product, I was wondering what kind of ideas I would come up with for this stupid ad if I were to be heading this project. You kinda have to be sensitive in delivering the news “hey your vagina not only stinks, but it looks like shit”. On top of that, its a TVC so theres loads of restrictions. I think my ad would have a loser wife waiting on her hubby, cuts to scene with her hubs with a fairer lady smiling laughing being a douche bag husband .. and BAM she uses this new magical skin whitening product and he is back in her arms.

Truth is, the only reason any woman would use this product is to please her man, just like why we go for painful waxes and facials and waste hours doing our hair, make up etc.. it’s not because we enjoy the pain but its because we know you boys like it. The only thing that we don’t really do for you guys is clothing. I find that girls usually dress up to impress other girls not boys. Boys usually don’t notice minor changes like hair trims and light colouring and defo not so focused on what we’re wearing unless its super skanky with our boobs peeping out. Oh well, watch the ad below!

How would you have done the ad?

airport fashion.

what do you wear when you’re about to board a flight?

sloppy dresser

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 tank, jeans and alannah hill cardi.

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comfy havaianas. I wear them with pretty much everything on a daily basis. 

 

 

WOW

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Marie Claire Italia photographed by Thomas Krappitz  

Oscars Best and Worst (Accurate version)

Pretty telling how diametric girls’ and guys’ views are given that nonsense I just read in ashley’s post about fashion at the Oscars. I have to jump in here now and give a quick accurate version of the best and worst. Let’s get the formalities out of the way first: Kate Upton won the Oscars. Straight up. Here she is:

And here’s Ashley’s favourite once again: Gwyneth Paltrow (who is actually the worst dressed person I have ever seen)

Seriously? Is she a fucking super hero? Was she concerned she may be called away to a crime and might not have the requisite time to change before she got there? I hate you Gwyneth Paltrow

 

Oscar best and worst.

So unfortunate that this years Oscar is filled with ugly outfits.
Sacha Baron Cohen. YUCKS. The facial hair itself is a turn off. We get it, you’re in character but please.. you’re at the Oscar. I’m sure your character would have wanted to look sharper than this facial pubes.

Initially I was only gonna post one of each of the best and worst outfit, but I just can’t ignore how terrible this is. Anna Faris in a DVF dress. She looks like she’s wearing a garbage bag.

And now my fav dress belongs to..

She looks stunning in Tom Ford. It’s simple and elegant, love it!

Not at the Oscar, but a Vanity Fair Oscar Party. I love this dress by Prabal Gurung. I have a thing for sheer dresses 🙂

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Boy views.

Not too long ago I was talking to a friend who was visiting from Sydney about how pretty I thought this girl was. He said something that never really occurred to me until then.. he said “I don’t think she’s that pretty”.. 0_0 His reason was because the two times he met her she was wearing the “high pants thing”. I found this quite shocking considering what she was wearing had nothing to do with how her face looks, on top of that I thought she looks really good in high waisted outfits. Anyway, our other friend then said to me guys really hate high waisted pants/shorts/skirts u name it they hate it. I always assumed that they would like it coz girls love it! It looks nice and classy, gives us a flattering figure too.

I thought these guys must have bad taste in fashion, after all what do they know?? They are boys! But I sat down with a few other male friends, asked them what they thought .. here goes..They ALL hate it too!! They say it makes our butts look bigger!!! WTF?

This is pretty big news to me because I love these damn skirts and shorts! I like wearing them to dinner and I like wearing them clubbing, it’s comfortable and so easy to wear! This got me thinking what other outfits they hate too, and its pretty shocking.

I think Coco looks good in this outfit.

Back when Coke was only 5 cents! I think this cartoon lady looks pretty fab.

Apparently boys really hate all the cute little outfits that we seem to love so much.

They hate tube dresses/tops. Personally i’m not a fan of this fashion but i’d wear one if the outfit is something I really like..however I only own one or 2 pieces. The most common reason as to why the boys hate tubes so much is not because it looks bad on us. Rather, we give it a bad look every time we pull up the dress/top so it doesn’t fall off. HAH. This is also the main reason I don’t like wearing tube outfits coz my boobs are too small for it and I don’t feel comfy having to pull it up all night when all I want to do is enjoy myself without worrying about flashing everyone in the room.

See me in the tube dresses? The blue-ish one is actually really nice. Its really tight at the top so I never have to worry, it’s actually a jump suit with a long flowy tail. I wore it just a while ago and my friends hated it.The other picture above was taken in SG with my girls. Mels and I both wore strapless dresses. I think we both look pretty good in it. The dress i’m wearing isn’t even mine, it’s my lil sis’ and although it looks like its about to fall off, it’s actually pretty safe and I didn’t spend any time at all pulling my dress up, my hands were up in the air woohoo.

I wore this to a wedding and my friends BF complimented the dress. Its weird, basically the dress is pretty much a tube dress except with another sheer top layer over it. WHATS WRONG WITH U GUYS??? I’m 100% sure that if Miranda Kerr, Megan Fox or whichever supermodel wore a tube dress you boys will think it looks amazing! It has nothing to do with the dress, more like the person or the action.. you’ll never see the models pull their dresses up coz u only see them in pictures or movies! HAHA

They don’t look bad in it do they??

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Happy Valentines Day!

Happy Banging!!

Someone asked me “is there such a thing as sad banging?” The answer is YES! That’s when u get raped.

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The Blake Wright

I stumbled upon the work of this dude  and fell in love with them!

I guess I own a few Fuck Me Pumps.. But i’m pretty certain that the times I do get laid it is never because of my shoes.

There goes my love for honey. poo poo

Thats right Hose!

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