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Cleo Bachelors 2012!

Hi all!

If you have not gotten yourself a copy of Cleo April issue, DO IT NOW!

I’ve been waiting for this issue to come out forever as both Craig and James got in!! I was away in HK earlier this week and only managed to get my copy today!! unfortunately for me.. everyone looks like shit. No wonder i’m still single. Even though I love my friends to bits, they look like absolute trash in the shoot, especially James.. he didn’t photograph well (i don’t think anyone did) :(. Craig didn’t look half as bad. Having said that, they are probably the least ugly amongst everyone else. There is also one other potential Lawrence Wong.. but thats about it.

Sigh, CLEO didn’t do a good job this year, they got sloppy and picked any tom dick and harry on the streets. I’m pretty sure there were hotter ones in the previous years, the winners were always decent (think Henry Golding). Now we know there really is a shortage of quality men in KL.

I thought of putting 5 best and worst.. but I can only think of 3 top ones (2 which are at the top for obvious reasons) and 47 horribles. HAHA

Nevertheless please vote for my BFF and contributor to this blog JAMES as well as CRAIG.

Top 3

Lawrence Wong

The one with the most potential!

Craig Morraies

He doesn’t look too shabby here. I’ve known him since we were in primary school together!! 🙂

James Thoo

Unfortunately James did not photograph well here :(. He wouldn’t have made the top 3 if he wasn’t my best friend hahah. Love u either way.. FYI he looks a lot better in person, not so old like in the pic and a lot like Colin Ferrell.

Now to the UGS list.

 teen wolf

lets take a closer look.

I could see him play characters from the 1920’s. Gentleman with a walking stick and tux on a daily basis.

He’s a lil bit too feminine for my liking

He looks like a punk with ugly facial hair. I hate guys who cant pull of the scruffy look.

He looks like he’s 10. 0_0.. and has a little bit of that smirky Edison Chen look. I hate u Edison.



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airport fashion.

what do you wear when you’re about to board a flight?

sloppy dresser


 tank, jeans and alannah hill cardi.



comfy havaianas. I wear them with pretty much everything on a daily basis. 





Marie Claire Italia photographed by Thomas Krappitz  

Oscar best and worst.

So unfortunate that this years Oscar is filled with ugly outfits.
Sacha Baron Cohen. YUCKS. The facial hair itself is a turn off. We get it, you’re in character but please.. you’re at the Oscar. I’m sure your character would have wanted to look sharper than this facial pubes.

Initially I was only gonna post one of each of the best and worst outfit, but I just can’t ignore how terrible this is. Anna Faris in a DVF dress. She looks like she’s wearing a garbage bag.

And now my fav dress belongs to..

She looks stunning in Tom Ford. It’s simple and elegant, love it!

Not at the Oscar, but a Vanity Fair Oscar Party. I love this dress by Prabal Gurung. I have a thing for sheer dresses 🙂


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Boy views.

Not too long ago I was talking to a friend who was visiting from Sydney about how pretty I thought this girl was. He said something that never really occurred to me until then.. he said “I don’t think she’s that pretty”.. 0_0 His reason was because the two times he met her she was wearing the “high pants thing”. I found this quite shocking considering what she was wearing had nothing to do with how her face looks, on top of that I thought she looks really good in high waisted outfits. Anyway, our other friend then said to me guys really hate high waisted pants/shorts/skirts u name it they hate it. I always assumed that they would like it coz girls love it! It looks nice and classy, gives us a flattering figure too.

I thought these guys must have bad taste in fashion, after all what do they know?? They are boys! But I sat down with a few other male friends, asked them what they thought .. here goes..They ALL hate it too!! They say it makes our butts look bigger!!! WTF?

This is pretty big news to me because I love these damn skirts and shorts! I like wearing them to dinner and I like wearing them clubbing, it’s comfortable and so easy to wear! This got me thinking what other outfits they hate too, and its pretty shocking.

I think Coco looks good in this outfit.

Back when Coke was only 5 cents! I think this cartoon lady looks pretty fab.

Apparently boys really hate all the cute little outfits that we seem to love so much.

They hate tube dresses/tops. Personally i’m not a fan of this fashion but i’d wear one if the outfit is something I really like..however I only own one or 2 pieces. The most common reason as to why the boys hate tubes so much is not because it looks bad on us. Rather, we give it a bad look every time we pull up the dress/top so it doesn’t fall off. HAH. This is also the main reason I don’t like wearing tube outfits coz my boobs are too small for it and I don’t feel comfy having to pull it up all night when all I want to do is enjoy myself without worrying about flashing everyone in the room.

See me in the tube dresses? The blue-ish one is actually really nice. Its really tight at the top so I never have to worry, it’s actually a jump suit with a long flowy tail. I wore it just a while ago and my friends hated it.The other picture above was taken in SG with my girls. Mels and I both wore strapless dresses. I think we both look pretty good in it. The dress i’m wearing isn’t even mine, it’s my lil sis’ and although it looks like its about to fall off, it’s actually pretty safe and I didn’t spend any time at all pulling my dress up, my hands were up in the air woohoo.

I wore this to a wedding and my friends BF complimented the dress. Its weird, basically the dress is pretty much a tube dress except with another sheer top layer over it. WHATS WRONG WITH U GUYS??? I’m 100% sure that if Miranda Kerr, Megan Fox or whichever supermodel wore a tube dress you boys will think it looks amazing! It has nothing to do with the dress, more like the person or the action.. you’ll never see the models pull their dresses up coz u only see them in pictures or movies! HAHA

They don’t look bad in it do they??


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Happy Valentines Day!

Happy Banging!!

Someone asked me “is there such a thing as sad banging?” The answer is YES! That’s when u get raped.

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The Blake Wright

I stumbled upon the work of this dude  and fell in love with them!

I guess I own a few Fuck Me Pumps.. But i’m pretty certain that the times I do get laid it is never because of my shoes.

There goes my love for honey. poo poo

Thats right Hose!



Hello Stranger

Hi all

I’ve been stuck for days trying to figure out how i should write my 1st post. I know it should probably be some kinda introduction or something like that. To be honest, I’m just worried i’d bore the shit out of all of u with my long winded essays.. I have a reputation for my essays!

Here goes.

I’m Ashley and like many girls, I like the same shit. I guess I’m pretty much like everybody else.. although I know many who would disagree. I like weird shit, swear too much and if I wasn’t so weird James and I wouldn’t be so close. I’ve been told that my brain is wired differently from everybody else but I kinda like it that way.

Let me tell you something about my relationship with James, the other contributor to this blog. I met him at work when we both moved to KL from wherever, we got really close and BAM we now have a blog together. He’s a funny guy and likes a lot of the stuff that I like too, although I really think that he thinks I’m crazy half the time but is also really amazed by how awesome I really am considering I look like such a cina girl that manage to surprise him with my taste in music, movies and other stuff. The first time I met him at work my phone rang, my ringtone was Blinded by Third Eye Blind.. that was the moment he probably thought I’m cooler than I looked.

OK enough for now.. I didn’t want this blog to be about ME ME ME thats why I brought James on board :). Also because I find that girls and guys have very different opinion on things! I know thats pretty obvious but i’ll explain next time.

Do you see the resemblance?


I know  should have better pics of James considering i’m his BFF but I don’t. GOODBYE